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Coragyps Member (Idle past 763 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined:
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Boudreaux was awakened at 2:30 AM by the telephone. Mrs. Boudreaux woke up, too. She only heard Mister's half of the conversation, to wit:
"How da hell I'm gonna know dat?? Dat dere's a hunnerd an fifty mile from here!" And he slammed down the phone. Mrs. asked, "Who wuz dat?" Mr. replied, "Some dam fool wantin' to know if da coast wuz clear." Edited by Coragyps, : No reason given.
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Shield Member (Idle past 2891 days) Posts: 482 Joined:
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So, in sweden, railroad company Arriva does not allow their male train employees to wear shorts, even on hot sommerdays. The rules, however, does not say anything about male staff wearing skirts. So far, 13 railroad engineers are opting for skirts, instead of warm pants:
Arriva has no objections to this:
""Our thinking is that one should look decent and proper when representing Arriva and the present uniforms do that. If the man only wants to wear a skirt then that is OK," Arriva communications manager Tomas Hedenius told the paper. Video here: Sweden male train drivers wear skirts after shorts row - BBC News Edited by rbp, : Link added Edited by rbp, : No reason given. Edited by rbp, : No reason given. Edited by rbp, : No reason given.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Fuck that........ bacon and beer for me! I have half a mind to go over there and slap that shit out of your hands and replace it with kale and a nutra-bullet smoothy. But I really don't want to go to Texas. - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
(fries to you). Freedom fries to you...
I get out of breath trying to reach the keyboard. You might just be masterbating a little too much. Try stopping that first, then we'll move on to chips. - Oni
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rueh Member (Idle past 3690 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined:
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Bringing kale across Texas state lines is a hangable offense.
'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
onifre writes:
Is that even possible?!
You might just be masterbating a little too much. onifre writes:
Yeah - good thinking. Try stopping that first, then we'll move on to chips.Masturbating and reaching towards the keyboard are arduous tasks. Best to avoid anything that could be considered exercise and focus on the flabdom fries. *nods* Thanks for the helpful tips. "There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 377 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
I have always considered my ambidexterity to be a blessing.
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Shtop Junior Member (Idle past 2355 days) Posts: 30 Joined:
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An English cat (called one-two-three) and a French cat (called un-deux-trois) have a swimming race. Which cat wins?
One-two-three cat wins, because un-deux-trois cat sank.
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1533 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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"What do you call four Mexican gentleman in a canoe?'
Quatro cinco. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1434 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
that's one way to skirt the issue ...
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Best to avoid anything that could be considered exercise and focus on the flabdom fries. Make them out of sweet potato and bake them for Jebus' sake! For every one fry you have do one sit up/push-up/burpee and it'll be fine. - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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RAZD writes:
Yes, they certainly kilt that rule.
that's one way to skirt the issue ...
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Bringing kale across Texas state lines is a hangable offense. Fatties! - Oni
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