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From: Brizzle
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Message 147 of 1042 (656789)
03-22-2012 6:16 AM
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Message 166 of 1042 (657498)
03-29-2012 5:17 AM
Reply to: Message 164 by rueh
Re: Word play
this reminds me of the Uxbridge English dictionary which originates on a radio panel show called "I'm sorry I don't have a clue" on BBC radio4
http://www.alspcs.com/main.html
here's a few samples:
Abominable
To initate the countdown timer on an explosive device.
Algorism
Well known saying of an American enviromental campaigner.
Artichoke
An allergy to paintings.
Herbivore
An animal that only eats Volks Wagon Beetles.
Kindred
Fear of one's own family.
Thinking
A slim monarch.
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1309 days)
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From: Brizzle
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Message 183 of 1042 (658462)
04-05-2012 9:22 AM
The past, the present and the future walk into a bar...
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From: Brizzle
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Message 184 of 1042 (658463)
04-05-2012 9:23 AM
TRILOGY:
Heathen Member (Idle past 1309 days)
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Message 188 of 1042 (658475)
04-05-2012 10:48 AM
what's blue and fluffy?
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From: Brizzle
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Message 189 of 1042 (658476)
04-05-2012 10:49 AM
Did you hear the one about the blacksmith's dog?
Heathen Member (Idle past 1309 days)
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From: Brizzle
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Message 201 of 1042 (659041)
04-12-2012 8:02 AM
Two fish were in a tank, when one says to the other
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From: Brizzle
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Message 234 of 1042 (660566)
04-27-2012 5:51 AM
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1309 days)
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From: Brizzle
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Message 235 of 1042 (660567)
04-27-2012 5:52 AM
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double post
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1309 days)
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From: Brizzle
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Message 525 of 1042 (678100)
11-05-2012 8:28 AM
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/...-election-mainly-about-bum-sex
"As the US presidential election campaign enters its last days, pollsters say the result is still on a knife-edge. Whilst flag worship remains an issue for some, the electorate is split almost evenly over the crucial question or whether or not the right of people with the same number of penises or vaginas as each other to make their relationship official is any of their fucking business."
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From: Brizzle
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Message 548 of 1042 (681015)
11-22-2012 3:13 AM
Reply to: Message 541 by Shield
That's just awful and should be deleted.
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1309 days)
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From: Brizzle
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Message 606 of 1042 (687050)
01-07-2013 7:00 AM
I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey...
Heathen Member (Idle past 1309 days)
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From: Brizzle
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Message 764 of 1042 (691896)
02-26-2013 8:46 AM
At a job interview.
"What would you say was your greatest weakness?"
"Honesty."
"I don't think honesty is a weakness."
"I don't give a fuck what you think."
Heathen Member (Idle past 1309 days)
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From: Brizzle
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Message 765 of 1042 (691897)
02-26-2013 8:46 AM
I got talking to a girl at the bar.
"So," she said. "What do you dislike about yourself?"
I replied, "I often mislead people."
"Really?" she asked.
I said, "No."
Heathen Member (Idle past 1309 days)
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From: Brizzle
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Re: Christian Universe Perspective
In the local superclusters picture, at the top left, just below the capricornus supercluster.
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