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Modulous
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Message 144 of 1042 (656736)
03-21-2012 3:16 PM


The Real Mitt Romney
quote:
Can I have your attention please.
Can I have your attention please.
Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up.
I repeat. Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up.
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you haven't seen a Mormon before.
Jaws down on the floor.
I'm not concerned about the very poor.
Got it wrong. Sorry. That's not what I meant.
I want every American to be in the top one percent.
I'm really named Willard. That's my first name.
I'm not looking for a colony on the moon. Just for someone to blame.
I like being able to fire people.
"I'm Newt Gingrich." You're fired.
"I'm Rick Santorum and I'm...." Fired
Boom. Boom. Boom.
"Conservative women love Mitt Romney." And I love cars and I love lakes.
I'm running or office for Pete's sake.
With regards to abortion. Pro-life? Pro-choice?
I firmly believe in my own singing voice.
For purple mountains' majesty, above the fruited plain.
"Where were we at John?"
Uh... with regards to abortion... uh....
You can choose your own adventure.
It's a Republican dementia.
And I'm more concerned about the banks: they're unable to lend.
Corporations are people my friend.
My dog is on the roof. My dog is on the roof.
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who?
Understand I'm an exception. The Obama contraception.
Not a vulture, I'm an eagle.
Look I'm gonna get my lawn cut by illegals.
There will be an influx. Hispanic voters in trucks.
Look, if you don't believe, I'll tell you what, ten thousand bucks?
Well, I made a lot of money matter of factually.
I drive a couple of Cadillacs actually.
I have emotion and passion. That's a joke for the record.
But if you want the soul of America restored,
Come on board. Take your fair share and every
Mormon wave your underwear.
Sing the chorus, papa bear.
I'm Mitt Romney. Yes, I'm the real Romney.
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating.
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
I'm Mitt Romney. Yes, I'm the real Romney.
All the other Mitt Romneys are just mass debating.
So would the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

Modulous
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Message 225 of 1042 (660421)
04-25-2012 1:38 PM
Reply to: Message 224 by rueh
04-25-2012 1:00 PM


Re: British Al Qaeda

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Modulous
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Message 294 of 1042 (665437)
06-13-2012 2:09 PM
Reply to: Message 292 by rueh
06-13-2012 11:19 AM


Re: O Fortuna misheard
If you like this, you might like an earlier attempt someone made - using many of the same 'mishearings', but without animation.
And you may even appreciate this from a different opera.
Edited by Modulous, : No reason given.

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Modulous
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Message 382 of 1042 (671456)
08-25-2012 1:28 PM
Reply to: Message 378 by Coyote
08-24-2012 8:03 PM


Re: But wait, there's more!
I would probably have found it more amusing if they had lampooned other One Term Wonders, and it would make more sense if the indications were that Obama was going to be one*. It did bring this to mind though, the contents date it somewhat:
* He's not my ox. He's not socialist enough

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Modulous
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Message 386 of 1042 (671497)
08-26-2012 4:20 PM
Reply to: Message 385 by Artemis Entreri
08-26-2012 3:20 PM


Re: But wait, there's more!
wow.
Liberal humor
I don't know about you, but it amuses me that 'liberal humour' can even be a thing. Does the right have its own brand of humour? Is it funny? Is that basically what that 'One Term Wonders' video is meant to be?
almost as funny as british humor
Nothing beats a bit of nationalistic superiority, eh? Of course, we Brits are completely above all of that, but we're happy the Yanks still like playing with their precious toys

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Modulous
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Message 410 of 1042 (671894)
08-31-2012 8:37 AM
Reply to: Message 403 by New Cat's Eye
08-30-2012 12:31 PM


Re: Immaculate preconception
Yeah, that's what I was wondering about. It doesn't "states 'pregnancy begins two weeks before conception'". But we already know you don't really have to be that accurate when you're bashing the Right.
There might still be an issue. I haven't read the bill. However, it is quite normal to calculate the Date of Conception by simply defining it as the date of last menstruation or something like that. This averages at 2 weeks before fertilisation.
However, when using this method, one calculates the gestational time as being longer, 10 months, than otherwise - to compensate. If we're going to use this to determine where an abortion is legal - we should push those dates forward too. If this isn't being done, then we can rightly criticize those that authored, sponsored and voted for the bill.

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