Obama better hope a Kicked Ass is covered under Obamacare. (Dennis Miller)
Obama came off worse last night... than he did in his debate against Clint Eastwood (Rush)
At the very least, it was the first time in history that a Mormon kicked a black dude's ass. (Joe Mande)
Romney's doing an awesome job moderating while Jim takes a light nap. (Zack Braff)
Obama made a lot of great points tonight. Unfortunately, most of them were for Romney (Bill Maher)
Al Gore blames altitude for Obama's debate loss. You'd think Obama's college years would prepare him for being that high. (indecision)