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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0
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That voice...
I watched golf on the tube once. Took years to recover. Now I am narcoleptic again, maybe forever."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0 |
frako, you're definitely going to hell.
Save me a demonette."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0
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Many years ago, on a honeymoon, after enjoying Niagra falls and the tacky heart-shaped bed, on a whim we drove up to Montreal. We visited the remarkable botanical gardens there and enjoyed a display of visiting, ancient Japanese bonsai. Lovely stuff.
We planned to drive across Canada and then down into Vermont. Needing to change currency to buy gas, I stopped at a bank. My grade school/high school French wasn't great, but should have been sufficient. Alas, the teller seemed to enjoy confounding my obvious desire to change currency with magnificently slow, Gallic shrugs of incomprehension. At last, in an inspired moment, I leaned close and whispered, "Vive le Qubec libre!" I have no idea what she then chattered about so happily--I just kept saying "Oui, oui!" at what seemed like appropriate moments--but she changed my currency without further delay."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0
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"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." |
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0 |
Now we know why He had that smarmy little Punk crucified.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0
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"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." |
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0
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I wouldn't normally put a Daily Show video here, given its near-universal currency among my set
But I watched Fox News during election night, and Stewart picked the absolutely choicest parts. NB: You can also see here why Nate Silver is a witch. Edited by Omnivorous, : No reason given."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." |
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0
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frako writes: HEHEH i kida feel bad for the Republicans Don't. That way lies madness."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0 |
My personal brick wall at that age was "We're all gonna die." Never did much homework after that.
But science has progressed. Now despair can be cosmic."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0
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I didn't join the chorus of jeers because I read your explanation immediately after seeing the image, and I accept it as offered in good faith.
But the thing is, you're essentially saying, "This is truly funny in the context of me, because I'm not a racist." "I'm a non-racist, posting a racist thing. Hysterical, right?" But it isn't. It's just an ugly, racist thing. You, not a moderator, should edit it away."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0 |
ringo writes: I think most of the politically correct responses are dishonest. I've never been called politically correct before. Cool."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0
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My contribution to the Inquisition Founding Church vs. The Frothing Mad Anti-Semite Founder Church debate, otherwise known as: Catholicism versus Protestantism down the centuries, which I naturally do not wish to derail with inappropriate remarks:
quote: Further I deponeth not."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." |
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0
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"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." |
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0
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The Boston comedy troupe Asperger's Are Us. Love the T shirt."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." |
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3989 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.0 |
Courtesy of a nytimes feed late last night:
quote: "If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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