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Message 21 of 1042 (650189)
01-28-2012 5:31 PM


Bad at Sports

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Message 44 of 1042 (652298)
02-13-2012 10:37 AM


Are They Serious?
Bishop Eddie Long annointed with torah scroll:

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Message 130 of 1042 (655898)
03-14-2012 12:53 PM


CLEVER JURY
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement, the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all" the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom." He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly.
A minute passed. Nothing happened.
Finally the lawyer said "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put it to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed, and I insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."
The jury retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of "Guilty". "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door."
The jury foreman replied: "Yes, we did look. But your client didn't".....

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Message 160 of 1042 (656984)
03-24-2012 10:15 AM
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03-23-2012 6:15 PM


Re: Doctor's Orders
i can never laugh at sex jokes...wonder why?
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Message 179 of 1042 (657947)
04-01-2012 8:43 AM


Registration, Batman?
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Message 917 of 1042 (707976)
10-03-2013 5:37 AM


In Honor Of The Government Shutdown

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Message 1040 of 1042 (714018)
12-19-2013 9:43 AM


Whitewashing at Fox News
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