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bluegenes
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Message 31 of 1042 (650658)
02-01-2012 6:05 PM
Reply to: Message 30 by Dr Adequate
02-01-2012 3:37 PM


Re: Courting Rules: How To Tell If A Woman Is Really A Christian
Dr Adequate writes:
How To Tell If A Woman Is Really A Christian
Wow. What ignorance to go to all those lengths. Everyone knows that all you need to do is throw her in a pond with a big rock tied to her feet. If she floats, she's a witch or an atheist, and if she drowns, she's a good Christian. All over in about 8 minutes, bar the funeral.
Someone should tell him.

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Message 35 of 1042 (651096)
02-04-2012 12:10 PM


Acts of God, free will and determinism

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Message 638 of 1042 (689429)
01-30-2013 4:28 PM



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Message 642 of 1042 (689469)
01-30-2013 10:04 PM
Reply to: Message 631 by mindspawn
01-30-2013 6:39 AM


The irony is that creationists themselves provide excellent atavistic evidence that we do actually descend from much simpler primates.

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Message 658 of 1042 (689777)
02-04-2013 2:26 PM
Reply to: Message 657 by onifre
02-04-2013 12:11 PM


Re: Why America is Better
Better or worse, it's all our fault.

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Message 688 of 1042 (690542)
02-14-2013 6:38 AM
Reply to: Message 687 by Omnivorous
02-13-2013 4:57 PM


I'm so hungry.....
Omnivorous writes:
While those euros are feeding each other kebabs and meatballs of Flicka and Black Beauty.....
What's wrong with filly mignon?

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Message 691 of 1042 (690598)
02-14-2013 2:25 PM
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02-14-2013 7:55 AM


Re: I'm so hungry.....
Omnivorous writes:
bluegenes writes:
What's wrong with filly mignon?
That does sound veal good.
It's a winner. Ideally, one precedes it with hors d'oeuvres, and follows it with mascarpone.
Omniverous writes:
A little down market, Subway will soon offer the "Italian Stallion".
" la cart"?

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Message 694 of 1042 (690621)
02-14-2013 4:09 PM
Reply to: Message 693 by Dr Adequate
02-14-2013 3:21 PM


Re: I'm so hungry, I could eat a..........
Dr Adequate writes:
How about a platter of fruits de mare?
Indeed, why not? Other recommended mane courses include Aintree and Churchill Downs. That is, for those who enjoy stakes.

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Message 698 of 1042 (690628)
02-14-2013 5:05 PM
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02-14-2013 4:39 PM


Re: I'm so hungry, I could eat a..........
AZPaul writes:
Boo! Hiss! Boo!
Ah! I see you scoff, neighsayer. In your American way, you cry out horsely "folderol"!
Yet little do you know of the noble origins of the expression. Foal de roll is a fine Norman dish; tender meat incased in real thorough bread, invariably washed down with a fine eq-wine.

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Message 700 of 1042 (690630)
02-14-2013 5:12 PM
Reply to: Message 696 by New Cat's Eye
02-14-2013 4:45 PM


Re: I'm so hungry, I could eat a..........
Catholic Scientist writes:
Wait, don't you guys have horse meat in your beef over there?
Indeed. That's why we're on the subject.
For those wondering what this subthread is all about.
Last paragraph from that article:
quote:
Separately, Aintree Racecourse said that Peter Boddy, whose slaughterhouse in West Yorkshire was raided by the FSA, removed the carcases of some horses who were put down during the races.
Peter Boddy!
{ABE}Or, if the link above requires you to sign in, here for news on the French cavalry invasion.
Edited by bluegenes, : No reason given.

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Message 708 of 1042 (690665)
02-15-2013 4:30 AM
Reply to: Message 706 by Omnivorous
02-14-2013 8:45 PM


Re: I'm so hungry, I could eat a..........
Omniverous writes:
Coyote writes:
That deserves a 30 day suspension!
You heard the man, bluegenes--quibble no more.
Are you suggesting I stop being an ass?*
Omni writes:
Pony up.
Sunny-side?
*I'm as stubborn as a........

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bluegenes
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Message 718 of 1042 (690729)
02-15-2013 2:15 PM
Reply to: Message 716 by Omnivorous
02-15-2013 1:48 PM


Re: I'm so hungry, I could eat a..........
Omnivorous writes:
No, I remember the friskiness of youth--I'd never tell you to stop horsin' around.
Ah! I thought you wanted to rein the whole thing in.
Filly mignon

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bluegenes
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Message 955 of 1042 (709238)
10-22-2013 10:53 PM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


Re: Caption Competition
"Charlie, you gotta meet this guy. 'Says he can procure wine for all our stores for the price of goddamn water."

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