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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
Dr Adequate writes: How To Tell If A Woman Is Really A Christian Wow. What ignorance to go to all those lengths. Everyone knows that all you need to do is throw her in a pond with a big rock tied to her feet. If she floats, she's a witch or an atheist, and if she drowns, she's a good Christian. All over in about 8 minutes, bar the funeral. Someone should tell him.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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The irony is that creationists themselves provide excellent atavistic evidence that we do actually descend from much simpler primates.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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Better or worse, it's all our fault.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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Omnivorous writes: While those euros are feeding each other kebabs and meatballs of Flicka and Black Beauty..... What's wrong with filly mignon?
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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Omnivorous writes: bluegenes writes: What's wrong with filly mignon? That does sound veal good. It's a winner. Ideally, one precedes it with hors d'oeuvres, and follows it with mascarpone.
Omniverous writes: A little down market, Subway will soon offer the "Italian Stallion". " la cart"?
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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Dr Adequate writes: How about a platter of fruits de mare? Indeed, why not? Other recommended mane courses include Aintree and Churchill Downs. That is, for those who enjoy stakes.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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AZPaul writes: Boo! Hiss! Boo! Ah! I see you scoff, neighsayer. In your American way, you cry out horsely "folderol"! Yet little do you know of the noble origins of the expression. Foal de roll is a fine Norman dish; tender meat incased in real thorough bread, invariably washed down with a fine eq-wine.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined:
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Catholic Scientist writes: Wait, don't you guys have horse meat in your beef over there? Indeed. That's why we're on the subject.
For those wondering what this subthread is all about. Last paragraph from that article:
quote: Peter Boddy! {ABE}Or, if the link above requires you to sign in, here for news on the French cavalry invasion. Edited by bluegenes, : No reason given.
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
Omniverous writes: Coyote writes: That deserves a 30 day suspension! You heard the man, bluegenes--quibble no more. Are you suggesting I stop being an ass?*
Omni writes: Pony up. Sunny-side?
*I'm as stubborn as a........
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
Omnivorous writes: No, I remember the friskiness of youth--I'd never tell you to stop horsin' around. Ah! I thought you wanted to rein the whole thing in.
Filly mignon
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bluegenes Member (Idle past 2477 days) Posts: 3119 From: U.K. Joined: |
"Charlie, you gotta meet this guy. 'Says he can procure wine for all our stores for the price of goddamn water."
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