This is what the man who won the mega millions did with his money...
While leaving the bank, having just cashed his check of many checks, he sees a beautiful woman pass him with the most lovely breasts he's ever seen. "Oh beautiful woman," he says, "I just have to bite those nipples... I'll pay you $100 if you let me bite your nipples!"
"Ewe... no way!" She keeps walking. He runs around the block to catch up with her at the corner. When they meet again, he asks her: "Oh... will you let me bite them for $1000!?"
"Hey... listen here, pal. I'm
not that kind of woman," she says. "The answer is still 'no'". She begins crossing the street and continues down the next block. Again the man circles the block to catch up to her at the next corner.
"I'm serious, buddy", the woman starts in.
"But I'll pay you $10,000 if you let me bite them!"
Ten thousand dollars? She begins to think to herself,
that sure is an awful lot of money...
"What the hell," she says. "But not here... not where everyone can see us. Let's go in this ally over here." They walk together into the ally where she removes her shirt and lifts her bra. As the man had anticipated, she has the most beautiful breasts he's ever seen with absolutely amazing nipples.
He begins caressing the woman's breasts. Rubbing them. Squeezing them. He puts his face in between them. He holds them. A few minutes pass... the woman begins to get impatient.
"Hey now, I'm in somewhat of a hurry," she says, "are you gonna hurry up and bite these things or not?"
"Nah..." replies the man, "that costs too much."
Edited by Jon, : No reason given.
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