HaShem - Yahweh or Jehovah?

This is the problem Christianity is having in America. Falwell and Scott and the guy on the 700 Club and Buz are all praying in English when it's clear God only speaks Hebrew!Buz, if you want your prayers to get evolution out of the schools and Christianity required for American citizenship, and all Satan's Buddhist and Hindus shipped out of this land that the Christians mercifully liberated from the heathen Native Americans, doing their Christian best to obliterate them like Joshua did the Caanites, you got to speak God's language. Then maybe God will pay attention and send a plague killing off all those godless scientists disrespecting what God dictated in Genesis. If he understood English he would be very jealous and wrathful and full of vengence that sinners have up and created science trying to understand this universe instead of sitting around burning meat and playing harps and singing songs of praise like he intended them to do or give them what for in the fires of Hell for disobedience.Since God like all humans want to see his name spelled and pronounced correctly it's time to go back to school. God doesn't answer to Bob or Myershyltn or even Hey You, but just to his own name that his parents gave him and he only speaks the true language of the only true book written by him though his sock puppets and to be believed and obeyed without any questions asked, and cleanse the earth of any who disagree or worse think!lfen

Oh no! It is our fault! If we hadn't tried to take Heaven by storm we'd still be talking to God in Hebrew! If only we had never built that Ziggurat. [hangs head in shame] We forced Him into this, the shame, oh the shame. Look what we've done!lfen