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Panda
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Message 180 of 553 (618468)
06-03-2011 12:25 PM
Reply to: Message 178 by fearandloathing
06-03-2011 11:59 AM


Re: Loony Protesters
fearandloathing writes:
It went from being funny to disturbing real quick when I realized what they were doing and where.
The words I would use to describe them would probably get me perma-banned from this forum.

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Message 201 of 553 (619105)
06-08-2011 12:02 PM
Reply to: Message 200 by fearandloathing
06-08-2011 11:53 AM


Re: Random Christian humor
fearandloathing writes:
4. Fish for supper--again?
Noah: "What's for tea, good wife of mine?"
Emzara: "Lamb stew."
Noah: ".....??"

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Message 278 of 553 (626655)
07-30-2011 8:37 PM
Reply to: Message 277 by frako
07-30-2011 8:20 PM


I think it lost something in the translation... :S

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Message 340 of 553 (632057)
09-05-2011 1:54 PM
Reply to: Message 336 by AZPaul3
09-05-2011 11:48 AM


Re: Michele Bachmann is an Idiot
AZPaul3 writes:
Without attributions this site is nothing more than a smear campaign. And not all that funny.
I agree that it helps counter any claims of lies/smears/etc. if web-sites link their sources.
And I am having trouble finding sources.
I picked the 2nd 'quote':
Michele Bachmann on Melissa Etheridge:
"Unfortunately she is now suffering from breast cancer, so keep her in your prayers... This may be an opportunity for her now to be open to some spiritual things, now that she is suffering with that physical disease. She is a lesbian."
I can find that sentence all over the web.
But very few links, and none to a source.
One link took me to http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/...-day-headache-for-bachmann which is a blog about Michele Bachmann but doesn't have that quote.
I even forced myself to listen to one of her speeches:
http://www.evcforum.net/Messages.php?control=replynew&m=6...
which was supposed to contain that sentence.
*shrug*

Always remember: QUIDQUID LATINE DICTUM SIT ALTUM VIDITUR
Science flies you into space; religion flies you into buildings.

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Panda
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Message 343 of 553 (632100)
09-05-2011 4:52 PM
Reply to: Message 341 by Taz
09-05-2011 3:04 PM


Kent Hovind writes:
The bible says clearly that he [created the universe] in 6 days.
Well, let's make a few predictions...
Kent Hovind writes:
I predict that there will be...a Book telling how He created[sic] and why.
Wow.
Genius.

Always remember: QUIDQUID LATINE DICTUM SIT ALTUM VIDITUR
Science flies you into space; religion flies you into buildings.

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Panda
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Message 345 of 553 (632107)
09-05-2011 5:51 PM
Reply to: Message 344 by AZPaul3
09-05-2011 5:30 PM


Re: Michele Bachmann is an Idiot
AZPaul3 writes:
God speed in your recovery!
Seriously: all I got from the speech was hate and ignorance.
She starts off complaining about gays being rich and powerful (because gays are an international organisation, right?) and need to be defeated before they take over control of all schools.
She then says that they can be defeated because are only pretending to be rich and powerful.
Searching her speech for the least offensive claim felt like fishing around in a music festival toilet looking for the least offensive turd.

Always remember: QUIDQUID LATINE DICTUM SIT ALTUM VIDITUR
Science flies you into space; religion flies you into buildings.

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Panda
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Message 350 of 553 (632185)
09-06-2011 8:47 AM
Reply to: Message 347 by bluescat48
09-05-2011 8:29 PM


bluescat48 writes:
What is the Dr. in front of Kent Hovind's name.
It is not 'Dr.' - it is 'DR'.
They are the first two digits of his inmate number.

Always remember: QUIDQUID LATINE DICTUM SIT ALTUM VIDITUR
Science flies you into space; religion flies you into buildings.

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Message 371 of 553 (635699)
09-30-2011 6:22 PM
Reply to: Message 370 by frako
09-30-2011 5:11 PM


frako writes:
Is this IamJoshep ?
Being completely bat-shit crazy doesn't necessarily mean he is violent.

Always remember: QUIDQUID LATINE DICTUM SIT ALTUM VIDITUR
Science flies you into space; religion flies you into buildings.

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Panda
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Message 380 of 553 (636737)
10-10-2011 12:18 PM
Reply to: Message 379 by Granny Magda
10-09-2011 7:02 PM


Re: In This Dungeon Lurks a Troll...
I once saw this on a forum:
[Pest] run me through dungeon, plz?
[Pest] plz?
[Pest] PLZ?
[Guy] You said 'plz' as it was shorter and and therefore quicker to type. So I will say 'No' for the same reason.
Edited by Panda, : No reason given.

If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue

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Message 400 of 553 (638606)
10-24-2011 6:57 AM
Reply to: Message 399 by NoNukes
10-23-2011 10:52 PM


Re: Oh, the stupid!
NoNukes writes:
But the transcript of Hovind-Taylor conversation is itself a real hoot.
quote:
Paul Taylor: Yes. Cause we’re strangers in a
Eric Hovind: In a land, yep.
Paul Taylor: In a strange land..

If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue

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Panda
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Message 406 of 553 (639116)
10-28-2011 6:36 AM
Reply to: Message 405 by caffeine
10-28-2011 4:30 AM


Re: WAR!!
Caffeine writes:
Got to love the responsibility and honesty that characterises the fifth estate in Britian:
There's a reason that the tabloid newspaper are often referred to as 'shit-sheets'...
(And isn't the press the Fourth Estate?)
The best response I saw was "I'm sure Diana's ghost will save us!"
(which requires you to be familiar with the UK tabloid's continuing obsession with Princess Diana.)
Edited by Panda, : No reason given.

If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue

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Message 409 of 553 (639136)
10-28-2011 9:53 AM
Reply to: Message 407 by caffeine
10-28-2011 6:53 AM


Re: WAR!!
quote:
In other news, scientific studies have proved that there is a direct link between SERIAL KILLING and use of the teenagers' drug skunk-cannabis, video games, cheese and reading the Daily Mail.
Think of the house prices! OH GOD, WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE HOUSE PRICES?!!
Further descriptions of The Daily Mail HERE.
A typical Daily Mail reader, incensed at the flood of immigrants swamping his sceptred isle.

If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue

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Panda
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Message 419 of 553 (639952)
11-05-2011 8:18 AM
Reply to: Message 418 by frako
11-05-2011 3:14 AM


Link plx!

If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue

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Panda
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Message 421 of 553 (639973)
11-05-2011 1:02 PM
Reply to: Message 420 by frako
11-05-2011 8:26 AM


frako writes:
hope uncle google can translate for you
It surely can't be any worse than IamJ or Dawn...
{abe}
quote:
"Vlade po celem svetu ne elijo, da bi se novica razirila med prebivalci, saj bi na ta način sproila le paniko in histerijo. Obenem pa se velike svetovne sile e pripravljajo na to srečanje," je povedal Banesh Bannerjee
quote:
"Governments around the world do not want to spread the news among the people, because in this way would only trigger panic and hysteria. At the same time, however, large global forces are already preparing for this meeting," said Banesh Bannerjee
I stand corrected.
It is better than IamJ or Dawn.
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If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue

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Panda
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Message 424 of 553 (640000)
11-06-2011 12:33 PM
Reply to: Message 423 by frako
11-06-2011 9:55 AM


frako writes:
Haha its jesus im gonna convert lol
That is conclusive evidence!
What else do people need!?

If I were you
And I wish that I were you
All the things I'd do
To make myself turn blue

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