Chris, I like your idea about "retribution." I've often thought something similar. One spends one's whole life learning how to live. It seems a shame one couldn't have a second life in which to apply the lesson.
I know you're unhappy, so I wrote this little ditty to cheer you up about people dying.
Passing by a Graveyard on a Drunken Evening
I love the dead, their spirit of repose,
Their tiny houses sectioned into clans.
Here the Murphy's, there the Thibodeaux's,
Eternal neighbors to those they couldn't stand.