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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 314 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
LOL and so true. Every man has his price, I guess. Some are just cheaper (prostitutes) than others (big wigs). It's taken me a day to parse that sentence correctly.
Dr A thinks: Hmm ... I see how you could bribe someone with prostitutes, but how do you sway him from the path of rectitude by offering him large hairpieces ... ?
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Panda Member (Idle past 3742 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
Dr. A writes: For some reason I instantly thought of Silvio Berlusconi. I see how you could bribe someone with prostitutes, but how do you sway him from the path of rectitude by offering him large hairpieces ... ? Edited by Panda, : No reason given.If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Panda writes: Dr. A writes: I see how you could bribe someone with prostitutes, but how do you sway him from the path of rectitude by offering him large hairpieces ... ? For some reason I instantly thought of Silvio Berlusconi. I see your Silvio and raise you Donald Trump."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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subbie Member (Idle past 1284 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
Just in case you wanted to buy one.Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate ...creationists have a great way to detect fraud and it doesn't take 8 or 40 years or even a scientific degree to spot the fraud--'if it disagrees with the bible then it is wrong'.... -- archaeologist |
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9
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Here's a letter I received from the local elementary school yesterday. Our town gives a small property tax break to war-time vets, so I assume they worked from the tax rolls.
quote: I'm working on a reply. Once I settle on a favorite weapon, I think I can wrap it up."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Shield Member (Idle past 2892 days) Posts: 482 Joined:
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 831 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
"Why don't you call upon your God to strike me? Oh, I forgot it's because he's fake like Thor, so bite me" -Greydon Square |
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Let me help, Omni:
quote: Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given. Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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Once I settle on a favorite weapon, I think I can wrap it up. How about the Long Sword? They're pretty sweet.
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frako Member (Idle past 335 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
How about the Long Sword? They're pretty sweet. Longswords are heavy and unwieldy, the katana is the pinnacle of swords. My favorite weapon and always will be is the AK-47 the plastic toy guns Americans make dont come close in comparison and you know it. Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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Longswords are heavy and unwieldy, the katana is the pinnacle of swords. Yeah, the katana is sweet... the Long Sword is wieldly if you have the proper counter-balance under the hilt.
My favorite weapon and always will be is the AK-47 the plastic toy guns Americans make dont come close in comparison and you know it. I tore the shit out of some pumkins with an AK-47 Its pretty inaccurate though... I did about as well shooting from the hip as I did aiming down the sights: Accuracy by volume!
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frako Member (Idle past 335 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Its pretty inaccurate though... I did about as well shooting from the hip as I did aiming down the sights: Accuracy by volume! Its about as accurate as a 90 year old woman playing darts (inf full burst mode) , but unlike other guns you can grab the ak by the barrel use it as a club to beat someone in to a pile of goo turn it around again and it will fire like the day they made it at the factory. Edited by frako, : No reason given.Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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Its about as accurate as a 90 year old woman playing darts (inf full burst mode) Its about as accurate as peeing into a toilet with an errection...
but unlike other guns you can grab the ak by the barrel use it as a club to beat someone in to a pile of goo turn it around again and it will fire like the day they made it at the factory. Kinda like my Glock, it just always works. Although, beating someone with it would be less effective... heh, reminds me of Homer Simpson: "Mmmmmm, pistol whip"
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
I think Brandon is already leaning in that direction.
I was thinking of nudging him the other way by suggesting that respect is the greatest American weapon... Nah, it's got to be either plague corpses catapulted over city walls or smallpox blankets handed out to indigenous tribes, though dead sheep down the well last a long time. It's hard to beat germ warfare on bang for the buck."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9
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CS writes: Once I settle on a favorite weapon, I think I can wrap it up. How about the Long Sword? They're pretty sweet. Real preferences: Home defense: Shotgun. That barrel looks like a drain pipe from the wrong end. Accuracy is gauged by "Was he in the room?" Unarmed one-on-one: Quarterstaff. I can make one, and I discovered in basic training that I have a gift for smacking people with sticks. Plus, I really liked it. Forest/jungle: Bow and arrow. I can make both, it's hard to tell where the shot came from, and good gear has great range. Open terrain: Tank."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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