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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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If I have seen less far than others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined:
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Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand Jesus was a dead jew on a stick nothing more
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rueh Member (Idle past 3692 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined:
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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX Opening your mind to imagination shouldn't close it to reality. It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff |
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Granny Magda Member Posts: 2462 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.1
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Panda Member (Idle past 3743 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
I once saw this on a forum:
[Pest] run me through dungeon, plz?
[Pest] plz? [Pest] PLZ? [Guy] You said 'plz' as it was shorter and and therefore quicker to type. So I will say 'No' for the same reason. Edited by Panda, : No reason given.If I were you And I wish that I were you All the things I'd do To make myself turn blue
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Artemis Entreri  Suspended Member (Idle past 4259 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Found this funny:
Candorville by Darrin BellRosencrantz and Tyrone are Dead, part 22 | Candorville Enjoyby our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click) |
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
Be back soon....."No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten." Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
if your stoned this messes with your mind at least its messing with mine
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
I think I am permanently stoned....LOL....The last few days/weeks can't be real.
"No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten." Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
The sad think is most Americans probably do picture Europe that way Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3992 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.5 |
The lack of distinction for Scotland and Wales is offensive.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
hey im a part of resident evil territory and i dont find it offensive, i know they dont know better im surprised its not actually a map of Africa with the letters Europe over it
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
If you stare at that for a bit and then look at something straight like the bars at the top of your browser they look all wonky and crooked.
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Phat Member Posts: 18351 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 1.0
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Never be a very bad man!
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