Humour VI

I did read their FAQ.And you believed that statement ... without attributions?No, hooah. Not good enough. Each quote should be clearly attributed for efficacy. Like the creationist rags, unattributed quotes are subject to abuse of reliability and context.This site would be much more powerful if the attributions were cited. Lord knows there's enough real "idiot" there to fill a library so this should present no problem.As with all such things, when citing evidence, cite your source. Anything less is suspect, regardless of their self-serving statements to the contrary.Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.

Wait! You listened to one of her speeches? The whole thing? On purpose?I think that's foolish but it was for a good cause. We will remember this sacrifice, Panda, thank you. I hope the ringing in your head quiets down and your vision returns soon. God speed in your recovery!

Sourcevia Starts With A Bang, Sept 17 BlogEdited by AZPaul3, : added source via

This is an illusion. Your brain is lying to you. How so? The blue and the green up there are the same color!Copy into Paint or Photoshop and check it out. source via SkepchickEdited by AZPaul3, : resize pic - just to play!

I told you it hurts. Levity aside, it shouldn't have unless you have run out of memory?Not holding your pinkie finger at the right angle?I just re-did the download (from EvC) and opened with Paint no problem.If there is a ghost in the picture I do not know it and will apologize in advance. Nothing malicious was intended.

Well I suppose if you insist:Last week in the sleepy little west Texas town of Gentry, just northwest of Amarillo, a cowboy walked into town wearing nothing but his hat and his boots. This created a bit of a stir since there was a Christian Youth Association group comprised mostly of 12 to 14 year-old girls going shop to shop distributing Abstinence pamphlets, but this has nothing to do with what happened next so we'll just ignore that.The Sheriff approached the cowboy and, after looking him up and down drawled out a Tsk, tsk. Not in my town, and led the cowboy off to jail. After the usual writing of the reports and the paperwork, the mug shots, neck up only, the Sheriff sat the cowboy down in the Talkin' Room and said, OK, Leroy. That was the cowboy's name and the Sheriff deemed it appropriate to call him that.OK, Leroy. Go and explain for me what's going on here. Why you come into my town dressed eh not dressed the way you was? Sheriff had given Leroy one of them black and white striped jail-house jump suits so he wasn't so offensive now, but this has nothing to do with what happened next either so we'll just ignore that, too.Well, said Leroy knowing the Sheriff was talking to him since he called him by his name, was looking right at him and there wasn't anyone else in the room.Well, I was at Crystal's Saloon few hours ago and met me a cute little filly named Betsy. We had a few and talked awhile then she asked me to take her home. When we got into her house she took off her shirt and said,'OK, Cowboy. Take off your shirt.' So I did.Then she took off her pants and said,'OK, Cowboy. Take off your pants.' So I did.Then she laid out on the couch and said,'OK, Cowboy. Go to town.' So here I am."Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.