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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined:
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Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, I heard you were planning to leave me?
She replied, Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile! Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."----- A Pakistani comes to America and begins working for the ACLU but is unfamiliar with American advances in toiletry. On his first day on the job he comes back from the men's room saying he can't find any hole in the ground. His boss explains how American plumbing works and sends the Pakistani back. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream shakes the office walls. His boss runs into the bathroom to investigate why he's screaming. The Pakistani replies, "I am just sitting here on the toilet like you instructed to do and every time I am making to flush, something comes up and squeezes dearly on my poor testicles." His boss looks at what he's sitting on and says, "You idiot. You're sitting on the mop bucket!"
Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?A. "Having car trouble?" Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?A: Dress her up as a goat. Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?A. Tickle the goat under the chin. Edited by fearandloathing, : No reason given. Edited by Adminnemooseus, : Shortened long line of "-", which was causing page width problems. "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
To whoever rated my Muslim jokes a 1, well?? If I offended you just say so.
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
Posting this because of the the "is it or is it not relevant?" subtitle.
Author: CoyoteForum: Coffee House Thread: Fox news = False news Run on subtitle: Re: Coyote apparently a pseudo brain dead conservative Message #: 144 His message, in its entirity:
Or maybe not. But if you want to start comparing Fox to the lame stream media let me know. We can start with Walter Crankcase and Dan Blather. I'd much prefer to keep this site restricted to evolution vs. creation, but you libs just can't seem to do that, can you? Moose ----- All snivel, no substance. If you don't like the above, quite violating forum rule 4:
quote: Or bow out of the topic and shut-up. ABE - Or you can try reporting this message to Report Discussion Problems Here 3.0 Adminnemooseus Edited by Minnemooseus, : Wrong little word in the first sentence ("is" -> "or"). Add "Report" stuff. Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8564 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.1
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Oh. Excuse me. I thought I was in the Humor thread.
I guess I've wandered into the Let's Trash Somebody Inappropriately in an Inappropriate Thread thread. I'll keep looking. If I find the Humor thread I'll come back and let y'all know where it's been hiding.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3992 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.5 |
Why is this supposed to be funny?
Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale? -Shakespeare Real things always push back.-William James
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3992 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.5 |
Hey arach! I hope you've enjoyed your attempts at discussion! Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale? -Shakespeare Real things always push back.-William James |
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Why is this supposed to be funny? You haven't seen these memes?
quote: To balance any prejudice... Later, Success! Nun was spawned:
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Shtop Junior Member (Idle past 2356 days) Posts: 30 Joined: |
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 379 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined:
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A Jehovah’s Witness goes to heaven but instead of the pearly gates, there’s a fork in the road, and a sign pointing down each path. One sign says ‘Believers in Predestination’ and the other says ‘Believers in Free Will’. The guy’s always believed in predestination, so he goes down that road, and eventually he comes to a huge wall and a big door with the word ‘PREDESTINATION’ written over the top. He knocks, and an angel opens the door and says, ‘What brings you to my door, mortal?’ And the guy says, ‘Well, there were these two signs, and I chose the one that said predestination.’ The angel says, ‘You chose it? You can’t come in here, Bub,’ and slams the door. The guy’s heartbroken. Finally he trudges back to the crossroads and goes down the other road. Eventually he comes to another giant wall and a door that says ‘FREE WILL.’ He knocks and another angel opens the door and says, ‘Why did you come this way, mortal?’ And the guy says, ‘I had no choice!’
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8564 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.1 |
Just to let everyone know, I've found the Humor thread.
Actually, Dogmafood found it somewhere. Don't know where it was hiding, but it's back. Thanks, Dog! Edited by AZPaul3, : title
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Dogmafood Member (Idle past 379 days) Posts: 1815 From: Ontario Canada Joined: |
Hey, my pleasure but you know...it was bound to happen.
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Percy Member Posts: 22505 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 5.4 |
Baba Brinkman onstage:
--Percy
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DBlevins Member (Idle past 3806 days) Posts: 652 From: Puyallup, WA. Joined: |
Karinna the Romanian Athiest. Enjoy her rational perspective and humor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrpT5X8yiG8&NR=1 (No idea right now how to frame it on this post so will have to settle for just linking it) Edited by DBlevins, : No reason given. Edited by AdminAsgara, : No reason given. Edited by AdminAsgara, : Attempted to fix embed code - not working for me either ... Asgara
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