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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
Have you never heard of the Westboro Baptist Church and the Fred Phelps clan before? No, I live in a cave. I cant say I have, I am guessing they are a group of funeral crashing protesters?? We had a group of people here that protested at the adult book store when it first opened, they got bored I guess. My county is uber religious, the local churches got rid of both our topless bars, and we now have ordinances that are so strict that no one would even try to open a new one. 25 miles away you can go to a full nude juice bar in the next county. Got a dry county to my south, in 2011...lol..go figure Edited by fearandloathing, : No reason given. "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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No, I live in a cave. Wow... who's your ISP?
I cant say I have, I am guessing they are a group of funeral crashing protesters?? Why guess? <-- clicky
We had a group of people here that protested at the adult book store when it first opened, they got bored I guess. My county is uber religious, the local churches got rid of both our topless bars, and we now have ordinances that are so strict that no one would even try to open a new one. 25 miles away you can go to a full nude juice bar in the next county. Got a dry county to my south, in 2011...lol..go figure East Saint Louis = lawless strip clubs
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Funny protests
Well a year ago a few Gypsies protested in front of our town hall demanding that the county provides them with watter or new apartments, Their houses where built illegally whiteout a permit and everybody has-to pay for electricity, water and stuff like that to be brought to their home. If it where up to me id call the nearest bulldozer to plow down their houses and send them the bill. A noter group of gypsies protested against a minister by naming a piglet after him and eating him afterwards. and this guy who holds the record of protests a day Edited by frako, : No reason given.
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
Not So Dumb Blonde
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyerpersists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill, and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references ... no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress ... no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. The blonde thanks him and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, stirs the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep. "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.7 |
In his youth (1930's), for a short time my father did some driving for a local bootlegger. They were in a dry county and the bootlegger supplied that dry county with booze. Whenever a vote would come up for making the county wet, the biggest supporter for keeping it dry was the bootlegger. Legally available booze would be bad for business.
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4220 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
Obviously things haven't changed much in the last eighty years.
There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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Trae Member (Idle past 4336 days) Posts: 442 From: Fremont, CA, USA Joined: |
Usually the pens are considered gifts. He may have just picked that time to put it away.
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
A rant about Kant Neven Sesardic(Lingnan University, Hong Kong: sesardic@ln.edu.hk) Among philosophers it’s a unique case that someone lived in just one place. Knigsberg is his town of birth, and where he was buried into earth. Despite this poor knowledge base he had strong views on time and space, on substance, world, and nature’s laws, for which he received much applause. Three books (all called the same) contributed to his fame. Which ones? Well, all agree: the Critique one, and two, and three. Let’s start with the Critique one. Alas, reading it, is not much fun. The style of writing is very dry. As for its content, it makes me cry. It claims that knowledge most refined is only about the human mind. It’s necessary and a priori if seen (as it should be) with inner eye. It’s all established with intuitions, and some pretty atrocious definitions. He loved long words with Latin flavor, which later, thank God, fell out of favor. Our sage insisted that space is flat, Yet science today is rejecting that. What he declared necessarily true is in fact contingentand false, too! Kant spent most time in dogmatic slumber, wake-up calls reaching a wrong number. At last awoken by David Hume, soon he was again snoring in his room. Now to the Critique number two. Once more, it’s not a pretty view. With a new trick up his sleeve, pops up categorical imperative. Beside urging us to stand in awe before the heavens and moral law, he asserts that ethics norms directly follow from empty forms. And that the whole system of morality springs from a rule that’s content-free. Wow, I just can’t see how that could be, perhaps Kant is not my cup of tea. The third Critique, a tough cookie, for an expert and for rookie. In fact, to be quite sincere, why the old man wrote it, is unclear. No one can agree on what it says, For most it’s all just fog and haze. I read it few times, with no success, each time I understood it less and less. Now it’s best to end this rant and sum up the judgment about Kant. So what’s achieved in his three critiques? With all due respect: fiddlesticks! Reminds me of the existence topic....a lot. "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
Panda writes: Dennis Markuze writes:
It appears that even your deformed penis looks at you with disdain... Had to put this here before admin deleted all replies. Maybe one of the funniest mabus replies ever? "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
Too funny, a friend had this on FakeBook. "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
lol
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
10 Truths Black And Hispanic People Know, But White People Won’t Admit:
1. Elvis is dead.2. Jesus was not White. 3. Rap music is here to stay 4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5. Skinny does not equal sexy. 6. Thomas Jefferson had black children. 7. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller. 8. N’ SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5 9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line. 10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal. 10 Truths White And Black People Know, But Hispanic People Won’t Admit: 1. Hickey’s are not attractive.2. Chicken is food, not a roommate. 3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration. 5. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter. 6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policies. 7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.! 8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement. 9. Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family 10.Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal. 10 Truths White And Hispanic People Know, But Black People Won’t Admit: 1. O. J. did it.2. Tupac is dead. 3. Teeth should not be decorated. 4. Weddings should start on time. 5. Your pastor doesn’t know everything. 6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 7. RED is not a kool-aid flavor, it’s a color. 8. Church does not require expensive clothes. 9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away. 10.Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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