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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
frako writes: Does anyone else think it's funny that the bible says "He who lives by the sword dies by the sword" Then has a carpenter that was killed by being nailed to a block of wood? I love irony. "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Not to just poke fun at American politicians
This is Karl Erjavec our former minister of deference he has a slight problem pronouncing the letter R as you can see in this video He actually has a fan base that makes fun of his R pronunciations they make stuff like this This be our president Borut Pahor you probably dont get it cause you dont understand Slovenian but still Edited by frako, : No reason given.
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
Stumbled upon this and thought I would share it, too funny, last one especially.
Edited by fearandloathing, : No reason given. "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined:
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The Vulgar Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a badattitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently sayingonly polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelledback. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him inthe freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to thefreezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about toask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?" "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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caffeine Member (Idle past 1055 days) Posts: 1800 From: Prague, Czech Republic Joined: |
If we're mocking local politicians, here's the Czech President in action:
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caffeine Member (Idle past 1055 days) Posts: 1800 From: Prague, Czech Republic Joined: |
The language isn't significant in visual humour.
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frako Member (Idle past 336 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Lol if the dude really wanted that pen he should act stupid and just take it with the box after the conference was over and not be so obvious he is stealing it.
here are some tough political negotiations from various countries Edited by frako, : No reason given.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3322 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
Edited by fearandloathing, : No reason given. Edited by fearandloathing, : No reason given. "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
I think these nuts are at a funeral. "I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4220 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
They belong in a nut house.
There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
I found it at some political humor site. It went from being funny to disturbing real quick when I realized what they were doing and where. Looks like kids holding some of those signs,sad. I always feel sorry for kids that are exposed to those kind of poisoned thoughts.
"I hate to advocate the use of drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me." - Hunter S. Thompson Ad astra per aspera Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
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Have you never heard of the Westboro Baptist Church and the Fred Phelps clan before?
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Panda Member (Idle past 3743 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined: |
fearandloathing writes:
The words I would use to describe them would probably get me perma-banned from this forum.
It went from being funny to disturbing real quick when I realized what they were doing and where.
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