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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
If you're in the states, please follow this link (watch my 1-min video) and text if you can so I win this thing.
South Beach Comedy Festival Thanks in advance, - Oni
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onifre Member (Idle past 2980 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Notice, he never answers whether he is a lizard or not... - Oni
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Straggler Member (Idle past 95 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
You are juvenile. And it is hilarious.
But more to the point - No reaction to my rhyme entirely dedicated to you earlier upthread? Have I managed to offend the Oni-ister?
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frako Member (Idle past 335 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Thers no gravity thers only intelligent pulling.
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Here's another one.
Not so much funny as telling.
quote: Where's the republican outrage that this question is even asked. If this had been said about Bush, imho the replies would be extremely different. Enjoy by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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frako Member (Idle past 335 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
MADE ME LOL cause its so true.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3321 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3945 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 10.0 |
The local public radio station (KUMD) has a one hour program devoted to things Bob Dylan. Usually this is Bob performances, but the current show was mostly devoted to Dylan covers and things related to Dylan by other artists.
One thing played was "Polka Dot Undies", by an artist whose name I didn't catch. I presume it's the same person as the following video: Moose
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
Well.
After Bowser and Blue performed Polka Dot Undies, had you suffered through "The Colorectal Surgeon" and "Bumdarts" you could have seen and offered us "Life Will Be Great (When We're Dead)" which, dealing as it does with suicide bombers, at least would have been relevant to this site. I watched them all. I have been maimed. They're decent guitarists and singers, though. I wonder what went wrong. Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale? -Shakespeare Real things always push back.-William James
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Artemis Entreri  Suspended Member (Idle past 4258 days) Posts: 1194 From: Northern Virginia Joined: |
I love rap and battles and history, so this is just great!
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2587 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 6.4 |
Not so sure this is good enough (being very old and trod-on dirt from way back, but):
Page not found | Fatherly Advice and Rants After a while it gets tedious. Some of the ones I liked: "When your cat has fallen asleep onyour lap and looks utterly content and adorable you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom." "The cream rises to the top.So does the scum." "The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of thetime, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent." "In order to get a loan you mustfirst prove you don't need it." "IMBESI'S LAW OF THE CONSERVATION OF FILTHIn order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty." "The first bug to hit a cleanwindshield lands directly in front of your eyes." ....at which point I must ask "what was the last thing that come out of the bug's mouth when he hit the windshield?" - xongsmith, 5.7d
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9202 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2 |
"what was the last thing that come out of the bug's mouth when he hit the windshield?" The joke as I know it is.What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? Edited by Theodoric, : No reason given.
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rueh Member (Idle past 3691 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined: |
Recent studies have shown a positive correlation between happiness and longevity. source Studies have also shown that we are reaching a population limit here on Earth.source
So conversely if people were a little less happy, than Earths population may begin to decline. Won't you take a few minutes out of your day to help save the Earth by telling someone to go fuck themselves? 'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX
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Straggler Member (Idle past 95 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
Won't you take a few minutes out of your day to help save the Earth by telling someone to go fuck themselves? Dude - GO FUCK YOURSELF Hopefully you are now less happy than before and will thus die sooner. Happy now?
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rueh Member (Idle past 3691 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined: |
Straggler writes: Happy now? No, thus you have done your job and helped to save the Earth. Good job. 'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX
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