humor II

George Bush's advisors are briefing him about the situations in Iraq, as usual. At the end of the briefing, Rumsfeld says, "By the way, 3 Brazilian soldiers died earlier today."With that, Bush begins to panic and says repeatedly and frantically, "oh my god, oh my god, oh my god..." He then burries his face in his hands as his advisors look at each other wondering about the unusual behavior. Finally, Bush looks up and asks, "how many is a brazillion?"

Are these for real or are they spoofs?

The rainbow one kinda made me doubt the apparent stupidity... but I guess I've been overestimating mankind.On a different note, a quick google search popped up Fundies Say the Darnest Things website.

I'm sorry, may be I don't have a sense of humor... but are those suppose to be funny?

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Google VideoBush finally expresses his thoughts truthfully.Edited by gasby, : No reason given.

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Chiro, without making an ass of myself again, could you explain why that's funny?

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Oh no, don't get me wrong. I love your contributions. It's just that I grew up inside a cage so sometimes I require a little explanation to understand a joke. I'm slow.

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Here's the thing, I grew up fundy. I guess you'd have to be more than a former fundy to understand those jokes.Anyway, don't worry about it. What can a bat do to a tazmanian devil?On the subject, here's a joke I recently came across.A Christmas Story for people having a bad day....When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.Edited by gasby, : No reason given.

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OMFG!!!!!!It's like... the dark ages all over again.

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You forgot to include the part where Walmart got boycotted by right wing nutjobs for the christmas thing and again for being gay friendly. I don't recall the last time left wing nutjobs boycotted an organization for saying merry christmas.

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