humor II

I just had that joke in my head... and was gonna post it... when all of a sudden, I saw it right before my eyes! Strange....

Is it just me, or does the dude who has no clue what the Hell is going on seem to speak more flowing (though less understandable) English than the British chick who says "uh/um" every other word?

So, I was once chatting on the Internet in some crazy ol' site that I cannot remember. I mentioned to the other person:Me (the fool): "Man, my computer is moving really slow?"
Other person: "Yeah, dial-up is a PAIN"
Me (the fool): "What does P.A.I.N. stand for?"He/she never said another word...Jon

I'm not Christian, and people wish me a Merry Christmas all the time? HHow many people actually celebrate the holiday in its traditional sense anyhow? To most people, I'd say, it's just Jingle Bells and pine trees. Fat dude with presents, cookies, etc.So, why be so uptight about the whole Christmas thing? If someone wished you a happy Fourth of July, would you be offended if you were a visiting Canadian?Nevertheless, I still refrain from wishing people Merry Christmas, 'cause of the few crazy people out there who are insane.Oh... and I thought this thread was supposed to be PHUNNY!J0N

Phat... where do you get these "jokes" from? You must make them up on the spot, eh?Oh well... I asked for it J0N

So I did a search on Dictionary.com because I wanted to know what the things are called that come out of the cross. I thought it was rather strange the first thing that came up: J0N

Odd... educated people are more frequently democrats. It's the dumb ones that become republicans! J0N

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