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Member (Idle past 2463 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Message 55 of 310 (318438)
06-06-2006 8:35 PM
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Reply to: Message 47 by Percy
05-23-2006 1:07 PM
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Re: Anti-Coulterisms
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I don't pay much attention to people like Coulter and Limbaugh on the one hand, or Al Franken and Al Sharpton on the other.
Er, Al Franken backs up his work much better than most journalists and is not at all a political hack like Al Sharpton is. Have you ever actually gotten around to reading any of his work, Percy?
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Member (Idle past 2463 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Message 56 of 310 (318439)
06-06-2006 8:42 PM
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Reply to: Message 51 by SR71
05-24-2006 9:27 AM
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not funny
St Peter looked up and over 1000 folks from New Orleans were converging on the Pearly Gates. Never having had more than one or two persons a day from New Orleans before, he ran to God and asked him what to do. God told him, "Don't worry, St Peter. There's been a terrible flood in New Orleans. That's the reason for the large number of New Orleanians showing up at once." St Peter ran back to the Pearly Gates and then ran right back to God yelling, "They're gone, they're gone!" God said calmly, "St Peter, those 1000 people from New Orleans could not be gone that quickly." St. Peter said, "No, the Pearly Gates! They're gone!"
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies. The European community is sending food and money. The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans. Just thought it needed to be said that these are both rather unfunny racist jokes. Edited by Admin, : No reason given.
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Member (Idle past 2463 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Message 66 of 310 (328348)
07-02-2006 8:30 PM
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Bush "sings" Sunday, Bloody Sunday Edited by schrafinator, : No reason given.
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Member (Idle past 2463 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Message 67 of 310 (328349)
07-02-2006 8:36 PM
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Reply to: Message 59 by Heathen
06-21-2006 7:03 PM
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Re: not funny
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There was, was there not a whole lot of looting going on in New orleans was there not?
Well, they weren't stealing things like TV sets or stereos for the most part. They were "looting" things like toilet paper, diapers, drinking water, medicine, and food, to keep themselves and their children from dying. Edited by schrafinator, : No reason given.
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Member (Idle past 2463 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Message 107 of 310 (338134)
08-05-2006 5:49 PM
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Reply to: Message 88 by berberry
08-01-2006 7:17 PM
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Re: The Wages of Sin
If that's real, that is fantastic.
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Member (Idle past 2463 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Message 238 of 310 (369951)
12-15-2006 3:39 PM
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Love this
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Member (Idle past 2463 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Re: Season Greetings
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But you got the left-wing nutjobs over there? They're spreading like cancer over here...
Really? Where? I don't remember seeing any radical Socialists getting elected last month.
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Member (Idle past 2463 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Re: Season Greetings
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With all this be-careful-not-to-offend-anyone crapola catching on, the season's greetings is changing in a step in the direction of the one to the democrats in the email I quoted.
Yeah, having good manners IS a bunch of crapola. I say, if people aren't Christian, they should just suck it up. Don't they realize that the United States of America is a CHRISTIAN NATION?
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Member (Idle past 2463 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Re: Season Greetings
You said that left-wing nutjobs were spreading like cancer over here. Radical Socialist = left-wing nutjob. Where are they? Or, where are the radical left-wing nutjobs you referred to?
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Member (Idle past 2463 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Re: Season Greetings
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Having good manners would have been thanking someone for wishing you a Merry Christmas, not bitching about it because you're not Christian.
Is it good manners to assume everybody is the same religion as you are?
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You mean: the United States of America is a predominantly Christian nation.
No, it's a CHRISTIAN NATION. It was founded on the Bible. Everybody knows that. Edited by schrafinator, : No reason given.
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Member (Idle past 2463 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Re: Season Greetings
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left-wing = nutjob I wasn't really refering to the most extreme leftists.
Oh. So who are the left-wingers? Like, I don't know who you could could possibly be referring to. Edited by schrafinator, : No reason given.
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Member (Idle past 2463 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Message 260 of 310 (372410)
12-27-2006 9:10 AM
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Reply to: Message 255 by Phat
12-24-2006 10:13 AM
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Re: Charismania 101
Q: How many YEC's does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They don't accept science so they simply live in the dark.
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Member (Idle past 2463 days) Posts: 12961 From: Ann Arbor Joined: 12-09-2001
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Re: Lennon Grabs Bush from Grave
Fantastic, fantastic
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