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Taz Member (Idle past 3612 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Chiro, without making an ass of myself again, could you explain why that's funny?
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Chiroptera Inactive Member |
God himself (represented by God-Man) explaining why it is silly to believe in Santa:
You actually believe in a powerful white-haired man with supernatural powers who knows you, loves you, and grants you wishes if you're good?! Sounds to me like a transparent lie, to keep you in line! How childish of you to believe in that. God-Man himself is a powerful white-haired man with supernatural powers who knows people, loves them, and grants them wishes if they're good (and represents a character that many in real life believe to be fictitious). The irony is killing me! Added by edit: It occurred to me that you didn't like my last contribution to this thread, either. Maybe you should just ignore my contribution. Edited by Chiroptera, : No reason given.
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ramoss Member (Idle past 932 days) Posts: 3228 Joined: |
Edited by ramoss, : corrected link
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rrammcitktturjsp012006 Inactive Member |
Ramoss,
That was pretty funny and very true. I do not mind people believing in their faith as long as they are open to other magesteriums. Sincerely, Anne C. McGuire
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Chiroptera Inactive Member |
Hi, Anne.
But the main question is whether gasby will find it funny.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3612 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Oh no, don't get me wrong. I love your contributions. It's just that I grew up inside a cage so sometimes I require a little explanation to understand a joke. I'm slow.
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Taz Member (Idle past 3612 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Edited by gasby, : No reason given. Place yourself on the map at http://www.frappr.com/evc The thread about this map can be found here.
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rrammcitktturjsp012006 Inactive Member |
Chiroptera,
Well Gasby did find it funny. No Worries Mate. Thanks. Sincerely, Anne C. McGuire
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Omnivorous Member (Idle past 195 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: |
Chiroptera writes: Message 212 of 218 12-10-2006 02:25 PMReply to: Message 210 by Chiroptera 12-10-2006 02:12 PM Re: God-Man in Tom the Dancing Bug God himself (represented by God-Man) explaining why it is silly to believe in Santa:
You actually believe in a powerful white-haired man with supernatural powers who knows you, loves you, and grants you wishes if you're good?! Sounds to me like a transparent lie, to keep you in line! How childish of you to believe in that. God-Man himself is a powerful white-haired man with supernatural powers who knows people, loves them, and grants them wishes if they're good (and represents a character that many in real life believe to be fictitious). The irony is killing me! Added by edit: It occurred to me that you didn't like my last contribution to this thread, either. Maybe you should just ignore my contribution. Edited by Chiroptera, 10-Dec-2006 02:27 PM: No reason given. Chiroptera, you replied to yourself with a message about a character scoffing at belief in another character such as himself. Then you edited it to tell yourself to just ignore yourself. Way too meta. Funny, though. AbE: I thought the God-Man bit was funny, too. Edited by Omnivorous, : Pre-planned additional layer. Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at any time, madam, is all that distinguishes us from the other animals. -Pierre De Beaumarchais (1732-1799)
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Chiroptera Inactive Member |
Ah, now I understand. My apologies, gasby. Now I see why you didn't appreciate Apocamon. You have to be pretty familiar with North American Protestant eschatology, and even then you might not find it as funny as someone who actually lived fundamentalist. It is possible that as a former Baptists fundamentalist I will find things funny that others may not.
I apologize for my rudeness.
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Coragyps Member (Idle past 1055 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: |
Lubbock, eh, Anne? Between you, me, and Anglagard down in Big Spring, we're almost ready for a takeover of all of West Texas!!! Bwahahaha!!
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Taz Member (Idle past 3612 days) Posts: 5069 From: Zerus Joined: |
Here's the thing, I grew up fundy. I guess you'd have to be more than a former fundy to understand those jokes.
Anyway, don't worry about it. What can a bat do to a tazmanian devil? On the subject, here's a joke I recently came across. A Christmas Story for people having a bad day.... When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Edited by gasby, : No reason given. Place yourself on the map at http://www.frappr.com/evc The thread about this map can be found here.
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New Cat's Eye Inactive Member |
got this in an email:
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Omnivorous Member (Idle past 195 days) Posts: 4001 From: Adirondackia Joined: |
It's always good for a laugh when the simple mock their betters.
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kuresu Member (Idle past 2833 days) Posts: 2544 From: boulder, colorado Joined: |
that's good, man, real good. i can't stop laughing.
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