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ringo
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04-29-2006 1:39 PM 		Reply to: Message 28 by cavediver
04-28-2006 4:13 PM

A Child's Outlook
A Sunday School teacher asked her class to draw a picture of their favourite Bible story. Later, when she collected them, she was intrigued by one depicting an airplane with three people in it.
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She asked, "What Bible story does this represent?"
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The child pointed at the man and woman in the back of the plane and said, "That's Adam and Eve flying from the Garden of Eden."
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"I see," the teacher said. "And who is the other fellow?"
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The child answered matter-of-factly, "That's Pontius, the Pilot."
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10-10-2006 1:09 PM 		Reply to: Message 169 by Phat
10-10-2006 8:37 AM

Re: Warning: May cause humor
Phat writes:
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On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
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That's going to cut into my multi-tasking.
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12-24-2006 1:03 PM 		Reply to: Message 255 by Phat
12-24-2006 10:13 AM

Re: Charismania 101
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Five. One to handle the light bulb, four to rebuke the spirit of darkness.
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Three will do in a pinch. It only takes two or three gathered in His name to rebuke the darkness.
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