I think what Charles is saying is that you are a troll and that the final (premature) giveaway was this quote :
And on further thought I realized that birds would have found the dinosaurs themselves to be a handy high perch above the waters, as well as whatever trees were also on those high places, until of course the water got them all.
The trouble is it can be very difficult to differentiate between the wind-ups of a troll and the mental gymnastics that Creationists/Biblical Literalists regularly seem to perform to try and defend their ideas.
Confused ? You will be...