Its like telling a gay person that they shouldn't be gay because its bad for their health.
But they did in the 80's inform gay people of the risks of having unprotected anal sex during the rise of AIDS. Not that they shouldn't be gay but that there are way safer ways to have sex.
My doctor told me that my smoking habit was going to kill me
He's right. Same as a doctor telling a gay person that having unprotected anal sex with multiple partners during the AIDS epidemic was likely to kill them.
I had to remind him that he was a consultant and not a director.
He did consult you on a way to reduce your risk of early death. Isn't that what you go to the doctor for?
the obese sick people in his waiting room were not smokers but instead were sedentary soda pop drinkers.
The most disgusting of all people, yes. Couldn't agree more.
A good cigar and a glass of whiskey or a joint and a beer are among the true pleasures in life.
And I'm sure to many people so is banging a dude right in his poop shoot. But there are safe ways to do it that reduce your risk of death.
As Rumpole of the Bailey said 'I would trade 5 yrs in the geriatric ward for a good cigar any day.'
But would he trade 30 years? My uncle died at 50 from smoking.
- Oni