the grate spaghetti monster gave one of its meatballs for your salvation
I am already a Pastafarian, Pesto be onto Him.
If I am to leave the promise of the Beer Volcano and the Stripper Factory behind then there is going to have to be a
hell of a lot of money involved! So, being of loose morals, as His Noodlyness commands, I will trade my pirates eye-patch for a considerable sum.
How much ya got?