I got it off a hair dryer.
Homer: So I want the monogram to read "M-A-X P-O-W ... "
Employee: Sir, traditionally, a monogram is just initials.
Homer: Max Power doesn't abbreviate. Each letter is as
important as the one that preceded it. Maybe more
important! No, as important.
Employee: [sighing] Very well.
Homer: And if you've got enough room, add some exclamation
points and a pirate flag.