Are you sure this is Mr. Critic? The joining time is suspicious, but Kid Oh No is writing posts that are comprehensible, while Mr. Critic doesn't seem to be able to.
"These monkeys are at once the ugliest and the most beautiful creatures on the planet./ And the monkeys don't want to be monkeys; they want to be something else./ But they're not." -- Ernie Cline
"These monkeys are at once the ugliest and the most beautiful creatures on the planet./ And the monkeys don't want to be monkeys; they want to be something else./ But they're not." -- Ernie Cline