Well of course being a Christian I feel that my students suit fit’s the very best! The cut and style is nearly perfect. And the worst ones are like a potato sack!
But if it is really the potatoes that are made in god's image, then your well tailored suit is actually the worst of the bunch. The worshipers of the SPM (Swimming Potato Monster) are the best tailors. You seem to be striving for some form of unitarianism, but you just can't break yourself away from an "Us/Them" mentality. But there is no need for you to despair: when the One True God does eventually call you to his service, this will no longer be a problem. In the mean time, stick with whatever religious delusions best suit you.
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