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Author Topic:   Here be my problem with "God"
The Joke
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11-11-2003 12:19 PM


Now, if god exist, then why do we have to be good/ See, if we have to beed good to get into heaven, then that be dictating that good things is what god wants. If that be true, how come god lets boys in hig hschool be used as sodomy victims, rp to occur, and all the goofy ass crap that be happening yo? Whos to say God doesn't like people who piss in the corner while at a strangers party when the bathroom is occupied? If god was so bent on good, then he should be riding on down here and going "Ok listen up folks, I want you all to gather in buildings that are shaped like penises and worship me"
Why don't he makes more people to worship him 24/7? If he made us, he could make worshippers to do that if he be needing it. He could get people performing riverdance for him and delivering him bowls of Cream of Wheat and Egg Nog (Egg Nog is PHAT yo!) This might be stuff people read and go That's stupid" cause you dont udnerstand me cause im from the ghetto here in London, but it's all logical.
Why god need us to rally around and support him? Why cant we know he exists? Is he ugly? Maybe god be fat and dotn want anyoen to know? Just cause he MAYBE made us doesnt mean he's this divine white beard dude who looks like he is in ZZ Top. maybe he looks more like Jared from the Subway commericials? (That be cool yo, Jared gives me free subs - true fact.[that why i mentioned it] Jared is DA MAN!)
I bench 450lbs too, yo. hella strong

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