Let's talk about food

Hi jar: Hey now, you know that we have told you over and over agin that we would never admit that we even know somebody in Texas, let alone to having a "long lost cousin". Well, we did once ship some venison to Louisiana. I think it even made there "intact".

I asked my friend what the “dish” was and she seems to think that is was some god awful concoction (in my opinion) called Sayur Lamak Hotpot. I looked the name up in a Malaysian dictionary, and as far as I can tell, it translates roughly into: "Rotten socks soaked together with dirty underwear in used mop water, and then a placed on a dirt floor so an old sick dog can drag his butt across them before they are used to clean a Komodo dragons mouth and then stored in a container of pig manure mixed with five-year-old used french fry grease for a month or two before ringing them out into bowls and serving “it” to unwary customers"...but I could be wrong