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Author Topic:   god doesn't want us to vote for bush
arachnophilia
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Message 1 of 26 (144253)
09-23-2004 8:21 PM


as a florida resident, recently pummeled by frances, i thought this was downright hillarious.

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Message 4 of 26 (144271)
09-23-2004 8:55 PM
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09-23-2004 8:52 PM


i dunno, there's still a few counties that have been passed over.
but, uh, we do have ANOTHER hurricane headed at us.

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arachnophilia
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Message 6 of 26 (144321)
09-23-2004 11:59 PM
Reply to: Message 5 by johnfolton
09-23-2004 11:31 PM


it's not a good idea to get into a religous debate with me over a trivial joke
Scripture says its the devil, not God that is waging war against the seed of the woman, (the Bride of Christ), Mary and Joesph fled to Egypt to fullfill prophecy, though its quite interesting that the Devil is still attacking those that have the testimony of Jesus Christ, which Worship God, is the spirit of prophecy, even the Devil attacking the remnant of the seed of Christ in Florida, supporting kjv Rev 19:10, etc...
i don't believe in the devil.
perhaps you mean the satan? but can he act without the authority of the lord? i suggest reading the first bit of job. the satan is neither the devil nor the serpent (the enmity with the seed of the woman, eve). the serpent is a real animal, who was curse into having no legs, crawling on his belly, and eating dirt. does the bible depict either the satan or this devil character doing this? no.
P.S. If the devil is trying to influence the election, then you really have no choice but to Vote for GWB, for you and yours, though to be absent from the body to the christian is to be present with the Lord, etc...
i have every choice. the role of the satan is provide for freedom of choice.
and for christ's sake, it was a JOKE.

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Message 9 of 26 (144341)
09-24-2004 12:37 AM
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09-24-2004 12:35 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
wait. christ had seed?
yes, and he was a premature ejaculator too:
quote:
Rev 22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

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Message 11 of 26 (144343)
09-24-2004 12:40 AM
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09-24-2004 12:38 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
that's a good song too.

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Message 13 of 26 (144346)
09-24-2004 12:42 AM
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09-24-2004 12:35 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
"why did you vote for him?"
"the devil made me do it."
so, uhh, who's the lesser of two evils here, exactly?

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Message 14 of 26 (144347)
09-24-2004 12:43 AM
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09-24-2004 12:41 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
rev 22:20, by puscifer. on the underworld soundtrack.

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Message 19 of 26 (144352)
09-24-2004 12:45 AM
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09-24-2004 12:43 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the wom
i dunno, but when i googled it, i got a post by you, here.

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Message 21 of 26 (144354)
09-24-2004 12:46 AM
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09-24-2004 12:44 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
you just got that? wow. you sure you want to stay brunette?
and no, this thread was ALWAYS useless.

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arachnophilia
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Message 22 of 26 (144356)
09-24-2004 12:48 AM
Reply to: Message 17 by macaroniandcheese
09-24-2004 12:44 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
[edit]woops, broke it.
This message has been edited by Arachnophilia, 09-23-2004 11:49 PM

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