the satan is neither the devil nor the serpent (the enmity with the seed of the woman, eve). the serpent is a real animal, who was curse into having no legs, crawling on his belly, and eating dirt. does the bible depict either the satan or this devil character doing this? no.
I liked the joke, but I felt I should point out that you are in error with the above.
Revelation 12:9
The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray.
That's pretty explicit. I guess it can be debated whether "that ancient serpent" referes to the only serpent mentioned at the beginning of the earth, but that would seem to be the same. In any case the devil and satan are one.
holmes
"...what a fool believes he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away.."(D. Bros)