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arachnophilia
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Message 1 of 26 (144253)
09-23-2004 8:21 PM


as a florida resident, recently pummeled by frances, i thought this was downright hillarious.

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Message 2 of 26 (144260)
09-23-2004 8:30 PM
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09-23-2004 8:21 PM


Oh, that's great You know, they've already done a statistical analysis and determined that the incidence of tornadoes in the US is inversely proportional to the number of gay organizations, and is highly correlated to the number of baptists. I'd like to see such a study for hurricanes

"Illuminant light,
illuminate me."

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Message 3 of 26 (144269)
09-23-2004 8:52 PM
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09-23-2004 8:21 PM


I don't see how anyone can argue with Evidence like that.

Aslan is not a Tame Lion

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arachnophilia
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Message 4 of 26 (144271)
09-23-2004 8:55 PM
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09-23-2004 8:52 PM


i dunno, there's still a few counties that have been passed over.
but, uh, we do have ANOTHER hurricane headed at us.

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Message 5 of 26 (144313)
09-23-2004 11:31 PM
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09-23-2004 8:55 PM


Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
Scripture says its the devil, not God that is waging war against the seed of the woman, (the Bride of Christ), Mary and Joesph fled to Egypt to fullfill prophecy, though its quite interesting that the Devil is still attacking those that have the testimony of Jesus Christ, which Worship God, is the spirit of prophecy, even the Devil attacking the remnant of the seed of Christ in Florida, supporting kjv Rev 19:10, etc...
P.S. If the devil is trying to influence the election, then you really have no choice but to Vote for GWB, for you and yours, though to be absent from the body to the christian is to be present with the Lord, etc...
Rev 12:12 Therefore rejoice, ye heavens, and ye that dwell in them. Woe to the inhabiters of the earth and of the sea! for the devil is come down unto you, having great wrath, because he knoweth that he hath but a short time.
Rev 12:13 And when the dragon saw that he was cast unto the earth, he persecuted the woman which brought forth the man child.
Rev 12:14 And to the woman were given two wings of a great eagle, that she might fly into the wilderness, into her place, where she is nourished for a time, and times, and half a time, from the face of the serpent.
Rev 12:15 And the serpent cast out of his mouth water as a flood after the woman, that he might cause her to be carried away of the flood.
Rev 12:16 And the earth helped the woman, and the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed up the flood which the dragon cast out of his mouth.
Rev 12:17 And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of Jesus Christ.

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arachnophilia
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Message 6 of 26 (144321)
09-23-2004 11:59 PM
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09-23-2004 11:31 PM


it's not a good idea to get into a religous debate with me over a trivial joke
Scripture says its the devil, not God that is waging war against the seed of the woman, (the Bride of Christ), Mary and Joesph fled to Egypt to fullfill prophecy, though its quite interesting that the Devil is still attacking those that have the testimony of Jesus Christ, which Worship God, is the spirit of prophecy, even the Devil attacking the remnant of the seed of Christ in Florida, supporting kjv Rev 19:10, etc...
i don't believe in the devil.
perhaps you mean the satan? but can he act without the authority of the lord? i suggest reading the first bit of job. the satan is neither the devil nor the serpent (the enmity with the seed of the woman, eve). the serpent is a real animal, who was curse into having no legs, crawling on his belly, and eating dirt. does the bible depict either the satan or this devil character doing this? no.
P.S. If the devil is trying to influence the election, then you really have no choice but to Vote for GWB, for you and yours, though to be absent from the body to the christian is to be present with the Lord, etc...
i have every choice. the role of the satan is provide for freedom of choice.
and for christ's sake, it was a JOKE.

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Message 7 of 26 (144337)
09-24-2004 12:33 AM
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09-23-2004 8:55 PM


yes. and jeanne is headed right in frances' path.
and it only mostly hit palm beach county... to punish the old people for being stupid.

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Message 8 of 26 (144340)
09-24-2004 12:35 AM
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09-23-2004 11:31 PM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
quote:
Originally posted by whatever:
Scripture says its the devil, not God that is waging war against the seed of the woman, (the Bride of Christ), Mary and Joesph fled to Egypt to fullfill prophecy, though its quite interesting that the Devil is still attacking those that have the testimony of Jesus Christ, which Worship God, is the spirit of prophecy, even the Devil attacking the remnant of the seed of Christ in Florida, supporting kjv Rev 19:10, etc...
P.S. If the devil is trying to influence the election, then you really have no choice but to Vote for GWB, for you and yours, though to be absent from the body to the christian is to be present with the Lord, etc...

wait. christ had seed? um. isn't it the claim that jesus never married?
second. this is exactly the response i feared.
*EDIT*
but don't you think the devil is a student of reverse psychology? that he wants you to think he wants you to vote for kerry so that you'll vote for bush? if not. then if kerry wins and messes everything up, i'll have recourse.
"why did you vote for him?"
"the devil made me do it."
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arachnophilia
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Message 9 of 26 (144341)
09-24-2004 12:37 AM
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09-24-2004 12:35 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
wait. christ had seed?
yes, and he was a premature ejaculator too:
quote:
Rev 22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.

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Message 10 of 26 (144342)
09-24-2004 12:38 AM
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09-24-2004 12:37 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
pwned.

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arachnophilia
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Message 11 of 26 (144343)
09-24-2004 12:40 AM
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09-24-2004 12:38 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
that's a good song too.

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Message 12 of 26 (144345)
09-24-2004 12:41 AM
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09-24-2004 12:40 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
which?

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arachnophilia
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Message 13 of 26 (144346)
09-24-2004 12:42 AM
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09-24-2004 12:35 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
"why did you vote for him?"
"the devil made me do it."
so, uhh, who's the lesser of two evils here, exactly?

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arachnophilia
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Message 14 of 26 (144347)
09-24-2004 12:43 AM
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09-24-2004 12:41 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the woman.
rev 22:20, by puscifer. on the underworld soundtrack.

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Message 15 of 26 (144348)
09-24-2004 12:43 AM
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09-24-2004 12:37 AM


Re: Scripture says its the Devil that wars against the remnant of the seed of the wom
Was it Jimmy Swaggart who said, "Help it's fallen and I can't get it up!" or was that Jim Bakker? Or Jerry Falwell?

Aslan is not a Tame Lion

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