Everyone knows that snakes needed that venom to subdue the ferocious and wily Jurassic Carrot (and also Triassic Rutabagas). Have you ever seen what That Sort of vegetable can do to a hungry Vegan?
You're lying! Everyone knows that the EVILutionists planted poison-fang genes in the snakes about 300 years ago, then changed all the history books! You can't find any source on this because even the Internet is biased against legit Creationist claims! GAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(breathes whips of fire onto everyone!!!)
Wanna feel God? Step onto the wrestling mat and you'd be crazy to deny the uplifting spirit.
http://www.BadPreacher.5u.com (incomplete, but look anyway!)
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