I guess you want these questions answered. The following responses are to the questions as stated but not necessarily as intended.
1. Can you be both wet and dry, simultaneously?
Yes. I am dry externally but the inside of my circulatory system is wet.
2. Can you be in India and Sweden simultaneously?
Yes, at the Swedish embassy in New Delhi.
3. Can you be telling the truth and telling a lie simultaneously?
Yes, if repeating a lie that you believe.
4. Is anyone getting younger as opposed to growing older?
Yes, midlife crisis in men is described in just such a manner.
5. Can anyone live without sustenance or oxygen?
Yes, I did it as I was typing this sentence by holding my breath and not eating anything.
What do the answers to these questions have to do with absolute morals?
What does the existance of absolutes anywhere else in the universe have to do with the question of absolute morality? Do you believe that showing there are absolutes in some things proves there are absolutes in everything? Could you step through your reasoning on this because the leap you made was difficult for me to follow.
Aside from which, why is the obvious eluding the masses? If morals aren't absolute then right and wrong don't exist because it ultimately relies on the opinions of those in power to assign for you what's right or wrong. We could even go so far as to say that even language doesn't make sense for words that convey absolute premises, such as, but not limited to, "Yes, no, right, wrong, left, right, up, down, good and evil." Those words are meaningless without them being in an absolut context.
The obvious is not always right...
1. It's obvious that the sun orbits the earth every 24 hours.
2. It's obvious that a 10-lb ball will accelerate 10 times faster than a 1-lb ball.
3. It's obvious that a rabbit chews cud.
I cannot think of a situation where yes and no are subjective except in sarcasm that is not understood by the receiver of that sarcasm. However, right, wrong, left, right, up, down, good and evil are obviously all subjective. Example: when telling someone a location you would say something like this, "The room is up from me to my left." The use of a point of reference was necessary to provide an exact location.
Example: "Homosexuality is wrong according to the Bible." Actually, this sentence that states absolute judgement by the Bible is really providing a subjective opinion. It should be stated, "Homosexuality is wrong according to
my interpretation of the Bible."
In order to lend more support for your belief in the necessity of absolute morals, maybe you could provide an example of a moral rule that is absolute.
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