Where do all the creationists go?

Let me present a translation from the Cretinese:

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Even some of our church leaders think the same way but that's because they havn't really really studied the bible properly

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Translation:- they haven't been brainwashed by the same preachers as me.

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and they are under satan's influence

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Translation:- they don't agree with me

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and don't bother to find out the truth even when I tell them.

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Translation:- and they still don't agree with me

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I hope some of you evolutionists manage to chuck out your beliefs and come to accept Jesus as your saviour before Armagedon

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Translation:- I think that my tiny fringe cult is the only true Christianity. Worse, I think that evolution and atheism are the same thing.

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otherwise I wouln't want to be in your shoes when God devours you all for telling lies about his creation.

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Translation:- so I'll try scaring you.

Is it the unseasonal warm weather that's bringing them out today?I object to being called a liar, Apeman. Even if I'm wrong, I believe that evolutionary theory is essentially true. A liar is someone who says what he knows is false.I think you need to go and read the ninth commandment, because you're well foul of it here, mateyboy.

Could take even longer than that - his Caps Lock key appears to be sticking randomly.Buggrit! I forgot! Arguments have more merit when typed in capitals! Of course they do!