Once, while I was walking on the sidewalk, I accidentally stepped on a snail... I think it was a Gestapo spy snail, because it had a Pomeranian accent. I tried to call it in to the Finnish ambassador, but his secretary said he doesn't accept phone calls from my area code. She suggested I step into the next time zone and call back, but, over there, it's a hour from now: that might be too late to stop the Nazi’s plot!
So, I turned on ESPN instead, and---wouldn't you know it?---the Broncos drafted Tim Tebow! That proves that Faith was right: demons. No other explanation is possible.
Yes there is. You thought you had tuned into ESPN. But actually you had tuned into Fox.
Then it all makes sense