HOW DO I GET THE GIRL I LOVE INTO LIKING ME???

If you like her and want a relationship:1) Listen, listen and listen some more. Even if you are thinking about the football, always turn the conversation to her, encourage her to talk about herself.2) wash regularly3) don't think she wants to spend the evening discussing Evo vs. Creo!If you just want some sex:1) goto a bar2) depending on the area - pretend you are a teacher (Regular salary) and go from there.or if you are really in a hurry a squaddie friend of mine recommends the following:"I've just got back from insert current conflict here, I spent all my time covered in shit or getting shot at. I'm not interesting in a lengthy conversation, I just want a F**k."From my observations, that seems to produce a result within ten approaches (but your face may be sore by then)This message has been edited by Charles Knight, 01 February 2005 09:16 AMThis message has been edited by Charles Knight, 01 February 2005 09:18 AM

going into a bar seems quicker.

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That's because men will have sex with anything that will let them.

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That's entirely unfair! How dare you! You sexist pig!

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In fact, we'll only sleep with any woman between the ages of about fifteen and forty that'll let us... Unless we're drunk...

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Ah the classic ...Where the hell am I???