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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8563 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.7
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I wonder how perfect I'll be at my funeral. I'm sure you will be the center of attention and not offend any one. Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.Edited by AZPaul3, : fat fingers Stop Tzar Vladimir the Condemned!
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
If you were not perfected, why would you be called home?
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Omnivorous writes:
So, if I avoid becoming perfect, I'll live forever? If you were not perfected, why would you be called home? Edited by ringo, : No reason given."I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!" -- Lucky Ned Pepper
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8563 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.7
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If you were not perfected, why would you be called home? Because his name is ringo? Ok, I'm in one of those moods. I'll see myself out. Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.Stop Tzar Vladimir the Condemned!
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9 |
ringo writes: So, if I avoid becoming perfect, I'll live forever? Better lawyer up on that one."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Omnivorous writes:
I was thinking that lack of perfection is an achievable goal. ringo writes:
Better lawyer up on that one. So, if I avoid becoming perfect, I'll live forever?"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!" -- Lucky Ned Pepper
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4451 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.0
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I was thinking that lack of perfection is an achievable goal. I am living proof that it is.Stop Tzar Vladimir the Condemned! What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy The reason that we have the scientific method is because common sense isn't reliable. -- Taq
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3991 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 6.9
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Be careful what you wish for. To live forever in the perfect mess we've made would be ...
quote: "If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads." Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto.
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9201 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2
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This must be one of the only groups I am part of(online and real-life) in which I am one of the young guys. I turn 60 in July.
What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. -Christopher Hitchens Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness. If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4451 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.0
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The important thing is not how long you live, but how well! You young pup!!
Stop Tzar Vladimir the Condemned! What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy The reason that we have the scientific method is because common sense isn't reliable. -- Taq
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined:
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So about a week ago I went over to the local Trap & Skeet club to try shooting clay pigeons for the first time. It was also the first time I've fired one of my shotguns in over 40 years. The shotgun I took is one made by Aramberri in Spain's Eibar region. Eibar has long been known for it's numerous relatively small size firms that made firearms.
I bought the shotgun in 1972 IIRC and back then it cost a whopping $150.00. That was a chunk of change at the time. What was interesting was how many folk saw it as an antique, and quite a few had not been born the last time I shot the sucker. Anyway, the day was a success and the gun was as pleasant as I remembered and as few clay pigeons were harmed as ducks back 40+ years ago. Next time I get to go over (the next few weekends they are having 4H tournaments) I take my hand-me-down Winchester Model 12 pump that was made in 1926 or my Remington Model 48 Sportsman semi-automatic that was made in 1949. And I'll also bring my folding camp stool so I can sit when I am not the one shooting. Being old is a bitch as my back, hips and knees constantly remind me.My Website: My Website
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2587 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 6.4
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ok, some more updated adjustments:
Yo ho ho! from a Florida dumpHoist your golf club, here comes Trump Preparing Mar-a-lago for Vladimir While we all witness Trump's our Putineer Mein Kampf stands on his own night tableHe's praising Hitler when he's able Says he's got some boxes for Vladimir And we all witness Trump's our Putineer The August search by the FBIFound Top Secret pages marked SCI Who'd have thought we'd ever wind up here As we all witness Trump's our Putineer And still he milks his cultist's boatSome may sink but we still can vote Grab your coat, let's mark our ballot here As we all witness Trump's our Putineer As we all witness Trump's our Putineer Trump's our Putineer Edited by xongsmith, : SCI line scans better "I'm the Grim Reaper now, Mitch. Step aside." Death to #TzarVladimirtheCondemned! Enjoy every sandwich! - xongsmith, 5.7dawkins scale
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