Now that is just silly.
We all know what really happened is that these geysers spewed forth super-cooled water to help counter act the heat generated by the accelerated radioactive decay and the continents sliding around. Of course these geysers would have to shoot water out at escape velocity so that all that heat could get to space. Don't you know where comets come from?
Meanwhile a layer of ice in the atmosphere held up there by the magnetic properties of the Earth that don't exist anymore came crashing down instantly freezing only animals who are adapted to cold climate.
Somehow all this violent catastrophism sorted all the fossils according to some rules that no one can define that happens to look exactly like decent with modification. It also obviously would put all those pre-modern animals directly beneath a clearly defined layer of iridium and all flowering plants, grasses, and modern animals above it. Obviously.
All said and done, the oceans got a little bit higher because not all the water left and now there was bigger mountains due to catastrophic plate tectonics. Noah and his family survived all of this in a wooden boat of a construction that no one can reproduce today full of 2 or 7 of every "kind" of creature on the Earth.
Then all these animals seperated themselves nicely. Almost all of the non-placental mammals swam to Australia. The dinosaurs got off the boat and were eaten because no one liked them. (They were friends of the serpent). Then once all the animals got to their new homes they rapidly micro-evolved into the diversity of species that we know today. That speedy mico-evolution has since stopped for some reason.
So as you see, there is an obvious source for all that flood water based on everything else that happened the flood. It all connects. The Bible clearly shows that the above is what happened even though it doesn't say it so much directly. You aren't some atheist evo are you?
HAH! Pink dragons, How ridiculous!
{Sorry, was bored at work and wanted to have some fun.}
This message has been edited by Jazzns, 04-13-2005 11:40 AM
FOX has a pretty good system they have cooked up. 10 mil people watch the show on the network, FOX. Then 5 mil, different people, tune into FOX News to get outraged by it. I just hope that those good, God fearing people at FOX continue to battle those morally bankrupt people at FOX.
-- Lewis Black, The Daily Show
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