Your favourite Bible absurdity

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. This war was carried on by Ehud (Judg.3:13-15): Barak (Judg.5:14): Gideon (Judg.6:3): Saul (1Sam.15): Samuel (1Sam.15:32-33): David (1Sam.27:8;30:1-17; 2Sam.8:12): and finally completed by the Simeonites in the time of Hezekiah (1Chr. 4:42-43).

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Wow it took a pretty f'ing long time given that they had an omnipotent god on their side.............

There are some leptons involved as well....

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Jesus is morre real than that monkey man or missing link thing. you can check outside the bible for the existence of jesus and there is evidence and a lot of it. If jesus is real so must have moses,abraham, adam, and the creation. Jesus is a witness of creation and im afraid theres no witness of evolution....

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Y'know thats interesting because apart from a few references in the Talmud to Nazarene called Joshua Ben Pandera I'm not aware of anything even remotely approaching contemporary sources that corroborate his existence...So come on bud wheres this evidence....Oh and aside from that how does proving that Jesus existed prove the rest?He could have exsisted but been a conman...He could have exsisted but been a pathological liar....He could have exsisted but been a deluded savant with a messiah complex....He could have exsisted but been.....You get the picture? Proving his exsistence does not prove that everything written about him in the gospels is true.....I personally think that there probably was a Nazarene capenter (Joshua Ben Pandera) who was something of a wiz at moral philosophy, I don't think he was anything more than a smart human though.....

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It is impossible to have different views of the bible so all christians will agree on this statements.

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LMAO....Ever hear of Martin Luther bud?

1 + 1 + 1 = 3!?????Well thats wrong 3! = three factorial = 3 times 2 times 1 = 6On a related note the bible does say that Pi = 3.......[This message has been edited by joz, 06-25-2003]