Your favourite Bible absurdity

I disagree. There are Biblical prophecies which have been fulfilled. For example, the prophecies of Psalms, Isaiah, Daniel, Joel, Genesis, etc, in the New Testament. While I understand that many will reject the divinity of Christ, questioning His historicity is a little extreme, given that He is recorded in extra-Biblical literature, including Tacitus and Josephus. This Man was born, lived, and was crucified by the Romans, and by all logical standards in the Book He was written about in, left that tomb after a really rough weekend and managed to save the world while He was at it.