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Author Topic:   The "Circle of the Earth"
anglagard
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From: Socorro, New Mexico USA
Joined: 03-18-2006


Message 83 of 307 (426478)
10-07-2007 3:07 AM
Reply to: Message 82 by simple
10-07-2007 2:15 AM


Re: The circle of the earth
Simple writes:
Well, that could be a circle to some, but the particular circle here is one God sits on. Since God is known to have a flying saucer, there is no reason to assume that He would not orbit the earth, or even hover. Either way, the verse is no challenge.
Simple, I would urge caution in making such statements.
IIRC from Fox News, god is no longer in the possession of said flying saucer. It seems he left the keys in the switch after parking it in one of his less infallible moments and the terrorist outfit known as the 'Three Billy Goats Gruff' made off with it. It appears they even cite you as a source, although it is as one denying the evidence that god is no longer in possession of the flying saucer.
In fact, last I saw in one of those 'fair and balanced' updates, the gang was looking for you for insinuating that god did not actually sell the saucer and that they had the title (aka word of god) to prove it.
As the saucer can observe all ground movement from its lofty heights and can even control things like weather, I would suggest going into hiding. I understand bridges are good places to hide under should you be confronted by any tornadoes. If, by accident, the goats discover you under the bridge, be sure and demand to speak to the head goat as I'm sure he will set you straight on the issues involved.
Edited by anglagard, : reason? what reason?
Edited by anglagard, : completeness

Read not to contradict and confute, not to believe and take for granted, not to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider - Francis Bacon
The more we understand particular things, the more we understand God - Spinoza

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anglagard
Member (Idle past 867 days)
Posts: 2339
From: Socorro, New Mexico USA
Joined: 03-18-2006


Message 87 of 307 (426484)
10-07-2007 4:21 AM
Reply to: Message 85 by simple
10-07-2007 3:36 AM


Re: The circle of the earth
simple writes:
OK. so you have some problem believing there really is a cool Almighty that has wheels. OK. So?
The unexamined assertion is not worth expounding.
So I take it your god would drive some cool wheels? Which one would you figure, Austen-Martin? Lamborghini? 67 Shelby Cobra?
I figure Jesus for a 69 Volkswagen Beetle and Spinoza for a 72 Datsun Pickup. Buddha would probably hitchhike but if he did I hope he can dive out of the way rather quickly, there are a lot of bad drivers around you know.
I understand that those who proclaim to be intermediaries between God and human favor brands like Cadillac, Mercedes, and Rolls Royce.
I suppose that's what they meant by the circle of the earth, it's just King James talk for when the rubber hits the road.
Despite the amusement, I best not respond to your silly posts anymore as I'm sure I have incited the wrath of the admins.
Edited by anglagard, : forgot Mercedes

Read not to contradict and confute, not to believe and take for granted, not to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider - Francis Bacon
The more we understand particular things, the more we understand God - Spinoza

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