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In Munich, a man was arrested for running through the beer stalls at Oktoberfest naked except for copious body hair and a wooly elephant mask, making lewd requests of female patrons for a testable hypothesis concerning his private parts. Since he did not interrupt mass transit schedules, he was de-loused and released.
Is this supposed to be me as it aptly describes just about all australians who come to Oktoberfest (at least in the Hofbrau tent)...and I resent the implication that I did not interupt mass transit schedules.