Juggs writes:
What are your thoughts on this?
My thoughts are that we:
1) cast Tom Hanks as the Levitical priest who guards the ark;
2) cast Angelina Jolie as Hanks love interest, who really just wants to get some of the gold so she can adopt a few disadvantaged children;
3) While involve in base fornication beneath the stand that the ark rests on, Hanks looks up (he's the bottom in this relationship) and sees a map inscribed on the bottom of the ark;
4)...perhaps other posters can help with this 'based on real events' plot line.
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