So when the republicans are inside my friend's homosexual relationship, my wife's uterus, my cable/satilite connection, my radio, my "news", the majority of higher government, my downloads folder, my church, my internet (US-based), my laboratory, etc. etc.
That's LESS government regulation? If that's less government regulation, I'd hate to see what your vision of this horrible liberal government is.
If you voted for Bush (which, I assume you're from Canada so I don't know), you did not vote for a "classical liberalism represented today by those we call conservative."