Dr. Bronner's? Almond, of course, yes? You don't strike me as a peppermint or a lavender guy.
But, Theo, Theo, there are just so many wonderful scents out there. OK so not when you're in the blind, except maybe eau de Frozen Ass. But, Theo, Theo, the pleasant looks from the ladies as they edge closer for a snoot full. The heartfelt "Thank you" from your very own personal nose.
Like the scent of a fine Cabernet wafting over the brie or a freshly ground cup of Columbian from your French Press, there are just too many hedonistic pleasures for the olfactory to let them pass you by.
euphoria? Paco Rabanne Million? Dolce&Gabbana?
Don't say Old Spice. Please, don't say Old Spice.
Certainly Polo or Obsession, yes? Might as well do it right, ya?