Those colognes you mention are very chemical-ish.
I've tried many kinds; for what it is worth to Theo, I like
McGraw Southern Blend. The name may not seem like much, but it is a really easy scent. A little sweet, kind of soapy smelling. It doesn't have a chemical smell. The scent reminds me of my old home town's library.
A lot of the spendier, designer-brand stuff just smells like junk from the dollar storelots of chemicals; little scent.
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