I have never met a person that is following Jesus who would do any of those things. Jesus didn't do any of them.
A christian is a person living a life like Christ lived.
Anybody that claims to be a christian and is not living a life like Christ did is a liar and the truth is not in him/her.
The passage you quoted said absolutely nothing about behavior.
It specifically said that anyone who "believes on" Jesus gets into heaven, and anyone who doesn't gets to burn.
The doctrine of salvation by faith has long supported the idea that
anyone can get into Heaven
regardless of past sins, that being the entire point. We;re all supposed to be sinful, right from the start; a murderer is as bad as a thief is as bad as a liar is as bad as everybody else because of Original Sin, which is a hereditary condition. Salvation is then attained for everyone by the "full free pardon" you so love to refer to, the human sacrifice of Jesus of Nazareth paying the sentence of death for everyone past, present, and future, with the only caveat being that, bizarrely, you have to "believe on him" to receive it.
Works don't matter - the point of the Salvation by Faith doctrine is that it directly contradicts the competing Salvation by Works doctrine that held some popularity previously. If Hannibal Lector converted to Christianity and "believed on" Jesus, he gets into heaven. If Ghandi dies without accepting Jesus, he burns. Simple as that.
The logical endpoint of this doctrine is that total hedonism is just fine; the Commandments are irrelevant, morality doesn't matter, all that's required is that you "believe on" Jesus and you get to go to heaven. If you don't believe, whether you're as bad as Hitler or as good as Ghandi, you burn the same either way.
Christian apologists like to try to combine the two doctrines using a variety of rationalizations. The most common perhaps is the No True Scotsman fallacy that you use - "nobody who believes on Jesus would do things like that." You then exclude people who would otherwise be saved under the Salvation by Faith doctrine by saying that they must not have
really believed, they weren't
really Christians, etc.
Other tactics have included the doctrine of predestination - you're either saved or not before you were even born, and you can tell who is saved by their works, even though free will has nothing to do with it. This one has fallen rather out of favor.
The point remains, however, that Salvation by Faith means that
works don;t matter. You can't get into heaven by being good - everybody burns, that's the default state thanks to Original Sin, from charity workers and human rights activists to mass murderers and rapists. You get into heaven by believing on Jesus, and the "full free pardon" belief grants you covers
all sins, and functions as a total "get out of hell free" card. A rapist and murderer who believes gets into heaven along with Mother Theresa, just like the rapist and murderer who
doesn't believe burns just like Ghandi.